XOXO,

Doodle Whore

Read all about my pals' new venture (I designed the logo) over at The Rural Modernist.

I can almost tolerate the front, but that weird spiky porcupine ass detail in the back makes me angry.

Please tell me that you watched The Real House Hags of New York finale last night. Pie eyed Pinot Grigio guzzling costume jewelry peddler, Ramoner, invented a new word. I'm pretty sure she meant to say, "kudos" but thankfully (for all of us) it came out as, "kaDOOZE". My eyes were bulging out of their sockets almost as much as hers do because I was larfing so hard. Be sure to check out the official REMIX clip and some insightful analysis over at JOE's bloggypoo.

Discuss.

While we're on the topic, watch Ramoner "dance". I think she must have taken lessons from Elaine Benis:

Check out all of my Madonna doodles here.

When I read that roided up Kristy McNichol impersonator/reality TV oddity/socialite/tranny Countess Luann de Lesseps was dumped by her Count husband, this is what popped into my head and poured out of my pen and onto your computer. You're welcome. If you watch this mind rotting piece of crap show you'll know that LuMann spent the last episode ripping bug-eyed Ramona a new one for calling her beloved geezer husband "old" and "twice her age," two perfectly apt observations. Then she gave eye-rollingly archaic and lame dating advice to top heavy/square-jawed spinster Bethenny. Now that she's single they can double date!

CLICK IT, DON'T LICK IT:
Read all about the split New York Post
LuTran's blog Class with the Countess
All about The Count (Chocula) Wikipedia
Kristy McNichol The Ultimate 70's Tomboy
Hilarious Househag fashions as imagined by the über talented Gilmore POTO

So mean, so accurate.

Vadge and Gwyneth's conversation at Valentino's party REVEALED! JOE
Yep, Kenley "I'm a tugboat captain's daughter" from Project Runway is still a crazy bitch. NYPOST
Leaked: New Pet Shop Boys. The Rural Modernist
Real Vulgar House Hags of NY: Ramona's eyes are freakin' bananas! POTO
Planet Hiltron is on a roll again. Planet Hiltron
Find your own Girlfriend in a Coma by speed dating with The Smiths. NYPOST
Freshen up that stale iPod with some new mash-ups. Bootie USA
Julia Gulia and Tootsie's girlfriend do Grey Gardens. Youtube
Sick of wearing last year's rags? Shop the Men's March Madness Sale at Gilt Groupe. The Rural Modernist