Sarah Jessica Parker and the gals at Sex and the City had the Cosmopolitan and now Britney has her very own signature drink: The Cheeto-tini! Doodle Whore just read that Britney has applied for a bartending job at the very chic Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica. I know, it sounds like something we made up, but it's on the internets so it has to be true.

Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. Britney wants to be a bartender because...