Sarah Jessica Parker and the gals at Sex and the City had the Cosmopolitan and now Britney has her very own signature drink: The Cheeto-tini! Doodle Whore just read that Britney has applied for a bartending job at the very chic Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica. I know, it sounds like something we made up, but it's on the internets so it has to be true.

Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. Britney wants to be a bartender because...


  1. Charmaine // October 10, 2007 at 3:34 PM

    Cheeto-tinis sound delicious. What's next: Chili Cheese Frito-tinos? Cool Ranch Dorito-tinis?

  2. Charmaine // October 10, 2007 at 7:07 PM

    Mmm, yummy. What's next: Cool Ranch Dorito-tinis? Chili Cheese Frito-tinis? The cheesilicious possibilities are endless.

  3. Alexis // October 12, 2007 at 8:55 PM

    I think I just peed my pants.
    A bartendar?!

  4. Anonymous // October 18, 2007 at 8:44 PM

    I want the recipe. The crushed Cheeto dust on the rim of the glass was a nice touch :)