The world of Britney just got a little weirder and sadder. What's the first thing she does after losing custody of her children again? No, not go to Starbucks or a gas station bathroom, silly. Why, she gets her lips enlarged. It's hard for a moderately sane person to fathom, but getting lip enhancement seems to be a bigger priority than getting her babies back. It also turns out that operating a vehicle with huge lips is dangerous and can impair your ability to maneuver around the swarms of parasitic paps surrounding said vehicle.

P.S. I don't blame Ms. Trout Pout one iota for "accidentally" running over that paparazzi's stinky foot, either. Anyone who wears socks and sandals in public deserves to be punished.

Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. Are socks and sandals ever appropriate footware for public viewing?


  1. Anonymous // October 22, 2007 at 11:45 AM

    Maybe she just had an allergic reaction to the cheap ass pink wig?

    SWS (socks with sandals) in never appropriate.
    Unless your only other option is barefoot in a gas station. Wait, I think that even trumps SWS.

  2. Anonymous // December 31, 2007 at 8:30 PM

    Gawd, I can't stop snorting my head off browsing through your great blog, but what the f**k is it with people (especially young women) commenting negatively about socks and sandals. The first time I ever wore a cool pair of leather sandals a whole summer saturday, my big toe was bleeding. What fashion god decided that there was anything wrong with socks and sandals. Wear what you want and let me wear what I want.