The world of Britney just got a little weirder and sadder. What's the first thing she does after losing custody of her children again? No, not go to Starbucks or a gas station bathroom, silly. Why, she gets her lips enlarged. It's hard for a moderately sane person to fathom, but getting lip enhancement seems to be a bigger priority than getting her babies back. It also turns out that operating a vehicle with huge lips is dangerous and can impair your ability to maneuver around the swarms of parasitic paps surrounding said vehicle.
P.S. I don't blame Ms. Trout Pout one iota for "accidentally" running over that paparazzi's stinky foot, either. Anyone who wears socks and sandals in public deserves to be punished.
Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. Are socks and sandals ever appropriate footware for public viewing?
Mark Cuban enjoys friendly lunch with Trump’s lawyer - Cuban and Michael Cohen, the personal lawyer to the president, were spotted at Freds at Barneys on Friday.
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