Your future pop star will really make a spectacle of herself in this fun and frisky costume!

  1. Spray child with nontoxic orange body paint. Let her apply own make-up to face
  2. Dye last years bikini black, glue on glitter and sequins. Add random cigarette burns for enhanced realism. (Be sure to do this last step before child puts on bikini.)
  3. Draw on fishnets with black Sharpie
  4. Props: two dolls, a family sized bag of Cheetos, a Starbucks Venti Frappuccino, headset
  5. Top it all off with a Libman mop head (new or used)
For added authenticity, mom and dad should follow 'Lil Britney with flashing cameras, shouting her name and telling her how great she looks.

Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. What CelebritTot costume should Doodle Whore illustrate next?


  1. Anonymous // October 24, 2007 at 12:49 PM

    don't forget to let your child have as much candy as they want BEFORE they trick or treat, for that genuine out-of-their-gourd behavior. and have them swap costumes with the kid next door for no good reason, mid-outing! Next CelebriTOT: Maddox Jolie Pitt.

  2. biggayal // October 24, 2007 at 1:30 PM

    she needs a little banged up

  3. Jay Are // October 24, 2007 at 2:56 PM

    Friggin Hilarious. Who knew you were so funny. Is Brit gonna give out "suckers" to the kids that come to her door?

  4. Alexis Arnold // October 24, 2007 at 10:34 PM

    strap a baby to here ankle and she would be perfect!

  5. Rainbow Demon // October 24, 2007 at 11:02 PM

    Absolutely Fabulous!

    I think maybe the Ann Coulter Nazi Vampira costume might be a bit over the top, but you know how some parents are. (since they don't dress up anymore)

    Great Blog.
    Thanks for the laughs.


  6. Anonymous // November 8, 2007 at 12:02 AM

    thats hilarious

  7. Kenneth Elliott // September 28, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    Thanks I needed this laugh today..