Your future pop star will really make a spectacle of herself in this fun and frisky costume!
- Spray child with nontoxic orange body paint. Let her apply own make-up to face
- Dye last years bikini black, glue on glitter and sequins. Add random cigarette burns for enhanced realism. (Be sure to do this last step before child puts on bikini.)
- Draw on fishnets with black Sharpie
- Props: two dolls, a family sized bag of Cheetos, a Starbucks Venti Frappuccino, headset
- Top it all off with a Libman mop head (new or used)
Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. What CelebritTot costume should Doodle Whore illustrate next?
don't forget to let your child have as much candy as they want BEFORE they trick or treat, for that genuine out-of-their-gourd behavior. and have them swap costumes with the kid next door for no good reason, mid-outing! Next CelebriTOT: Maddox Jolie Pitt.
she needs a little banged up mercedes....lol
Friggin Hilarious. Who knew you were so funny. Is Brit gonna give out "suckers" to the kids that come to her door?
strap a baby to here ankle and she would be perfect!
Absolutely Fabulous!
I think maybe the Ann Coulter Nazi Vampira costume might be a bit over the top, but you know how some parents are. (since they don't dress up anymore)
Great Blog.
Thanks for the laughs.
Peace,
=RD=
thats hilarious
Thanks I needed this laugh today..