- Spray child with nontoxic orange body paint. Let her apply own make-up to face
- Dye last years bikini black, glue on glitter and sequins. Add random cigarette burns for enhanced realism. (Be sure to do this last step before child puts on bikini.)
- Draw on fishnets with black Sharpie
- Props: two dolls, a family sized bag of Cheetos, a Starbucks Venti Frappuccino, headset
- Top it all off with a Libman mop head (new or used)
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