Congrats, Britney!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007 | , , with 3 comments »


I know we pick on you a lot here at Doodle Whore, but today is different. Even though you've done everything within your power to destroy your career, reputation, fan base, family, hair, and liver, you still managed to deliver. Blackout is a fantabulous fun sexy electro retro dance pop record. And you're getting some of the best reviews of your career, too. Now put down the Cheetos and crack, dump the opportunistic users that surround you, love your babies, and show everyone what you can do. We want to see you shine for a change.

P.S. Not too much though, because Doodle Whore won't have anything fun to draw.

Update: I just read this and listened to this. I guess she won't be "shining" anytime in the near future. Bummer.

3 comments

  1. Laura // October 31, 2007 at 3:14 AM

    Well, I hope she doesn't clean up any time soon because it would be a shame to lose such a fertile subject for doodling. Just read a review of blackout on fourfour - am too scared to listen in case I really, really, like it...looking forward to the next doodle! :)

  2. Gilmore // October 31, 2007 at 12:06 PM

    I feel like us bloggers need to pitch in and buy her something for all the material she provides us. Maybe we could get her a Platinum Starbucks Gift Card that's good for an unlimited number of Venti Frappuccinos?
    Love all your doodles. There's such a great energy in your work. You're now on the top of my list of daily reads.

  3. Doodle Whore // October 31, 2007 at 2:19 PM
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