It may just be MTV's ingenious editing, but I've noticed that Heidi tends to have a delayed reaction to assorted stimuli. Like when Elody passive aggressively ripped her a new asshole for being such a crappy friend. Or when her boss chewed her out. Or when Jen Bunney told her that Spencer was indeed the one spreading the sex tape rumors.

  • Figure 1: her standard blank and empty expression lasts for about 3 seconds after the introduction of scripted stimulus.
  • Figure 2: moments later, the light bulb of awareness begins to glow, alerting her brain to send the required chemical signals to her facial features.
  • Figure 3: finally, she exhibits her signature Frowny Face of Acknowledgment. Heidi = sad.
Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. Is Heidi just a dim bulb or do her still waters run, like, totally deep?


  1. Anonymous // October 18, 2007 at 8:40 PM

    OMG. You really captured her nose perfectly!!

  2. Anonymous // October 22, 2007 at 11:39 AM

    Heidi's emotions are as deep as the kiddy pool.
    You got the frowny face perfect.
    My favorite is when Spencer acknowledge he did indeed spread the rumors. If you watch closely after Heidi says "Spencer?" He looks at her and there is a small grin and then back to the botox face.
    Is it botox?? Why does Spencer's forhead look so smooth?