How delicious was it to watch Spencer's little heart and bloated ego shatter into itty bitty pieces on The Hills tonight? He's unemployed, he lost his best bro, dreamy, bedimpled Brody to Lauren, and now he's losing his betrothed ho to her burgeoning career at Bolthouse. Cue Nelson from The Simpsons: "HA HA!"

Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. Even though Spencer is a manipulative, passive aggressive, opportunistic douche, don't you feel just a tiny bit sorry for him?


  1. ca // October 23, 2007 at 10:03 AM

    Ok--so it's confirmed that Spencer is jobless. Do we think that the producers hate him as much as we do and are FORESHADOWING of things to come.

    I loved it when Brody called him a bitch. Somehow when Spencer did the same--it carried no weight.

    Also, I think now that there's a new and improved Heidi--she's not going to want to settle for Spencer.

    Wait a minute--could this be a mirroring of a 90210 relationship ala Kelly Taylor and Steven Sanders? Very well could possibly be.

    I still want to know that happened to Heidi's dog? Should we ask Ellen Degeneres to investigate?

  2. Anonymous // October 23, 2007 at 2:54 PM

    At least this episode we see Spencer out and about.

    I was beginning to think he was permanently attached to that sofa. Speaking to Heidi, peering over the edge like Gollum from Lord of the Rings -- "Lauren and Brody! Ssssssss. They’re thieves. They’re thieves, they’re filthy little thieves. Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us. My Precious. Curse them, we hates them! Fame. It’s ours it is, and we wants it. "

  3. Anonymous // October 23, 2007 at 5:30 PM

    Spencer has a job - he is cameraman for Heidi's new video. You MUST see the video on TMZ

  4. Anonymous // October 23, 2007 at 5:52 PM

    I can't believe you even watch that retarted show.

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  6. Anonymous // October 30, 2007 at 8:10 AM

    i would really like to see spencer get his a$$ kicked on the hills. i thought he was 'self-employed' as heidi's manager or whatever. if she does get her head out of her ass long enough to realize what's going on, she might dump him. who are we kidding, that will never happen.

  7. Carla // November 8, 2007 at 7:08 PM

    He is an unnerving, chick-isolating spooky dude. He gives me the creeps.

  8. Anonymous // November 10, 2007 at 6:52 PM

    No, I don't.