That dress. Those tan lines. Chandeliers, carpet, and wicker, OH MY! How much do I love Whitney right now? It was a brilliant move for those crafty script writers to leave Ms. Port to fend for herself against a gauntlet of pale, dead-eyed, soulless New York fashion hags. The MTV editors clearly lead us to believe that she bombed the presentation, then we find out at the very end of the episode that our plucky Whitney nailed it. I guess it doesn't take much to impress those Teen Vogue New York fashionistas after all. Whew!

MTV, give this girl a spin off of her own ASAP. Doodle Whore wants to see big eyed Whitney in all manner of fish out of water/kooky situations, preferably with a laugh track and sound effects.


  1. Brian // October 30, 2007 at 2:26 PM

    Too funny. So dead on. Just stumbled upon your hilarious page from Gallery of the Absurd. Love your work. brian

  2. Anonymous // October 31, 2007 at 4:40 PM

    ahahha, why on earth did she wear this god awful 80's prom dress? its not Venus, its NY! i would have gone more conservative if anything!!

  3. AidsHasYetToFindMe // October 31, 2007 at 6:03 PM

    Glad someone else noticed the editing non-sense. What is the point of making Whitney look bad early in the episode when they know they are going to be putting in a scene saying she did a good job?

  4. Anonymous // October 31, 2007 at 11:07 PM

    but you leave out the best part - that LC is going to a "meeting" at Marc Jacobs - ooops we mean you are going to work for free - thanks for dressing up!

  5. Anonymous // October 31, 2007 at 11:13 PM

    Such a good call, I love all the ones about the Hills. I got here from Gallery of the Absurd too, now I'm hooked.

  6. Cath // November 1, 2007 at 8:31 AM

    I got here through a link from lagunahookup, but seriously, your drawing is hilarious! That's exactly what whitney was doing, lets be honest. She might as well have asked if they should serve ice-cream and sweets to the guest lol! Poor Lauren, I didn't even realise she ended up working for free when she thought it was just goign to be a meeting

  7. Stuck in AL // November 17, 2007 at 2:29 PM

    Have you noticed that Whitney, Heidi, Audrina, LC and all the other girls pronounce "thank you" just like Paris Hilton? It's a real nasal, icky sweet sound. It sounds horrible! Stop doing it! And get those girls some grammar lessons!

  8. Anonymous // April 9, 2008 at 6:46 PM

    Thought you would enjoy this hilarious Arab spoof of The Hills and maybe would consider posting it on your blog. Thanks so much and keep up the great work.


    Sincerely, Tamar Vezirian and Alia Tarraf