I can't imagine Brit has custody of Jayden and Sean Preston today, but if she did (and she wasn't too wrecked from the night before), this is how I envision her Halloween outing with the boys going down. Hey, at least they're all wearing orange.
P.S. Many thanks to the über talented 14 from Gallery of the Absurd for featuring Doodle Whore on her fabtastic blog!
Nick Cannon sent Champagne to Simon Cowell - Simon Cowell may be the only part of "America's Got Talent" that Nick Cannon will miss.
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