Yes, it's essentially a show about nothing, but I can't stop watching. Heidi and Spencer are opportunistic douchebags and LC has a certain bland/pretty charm, but the real reason to tune in to The Hills is Whitney. Her facial expressions are insane. It doesn't matter what dull tale LC is sharing, you can be sure that by the end of her scripted speech Whitney's eyes will be bugging out of her head, her mouth slack jawed and agape. Now that's entertainment!

Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. Do you think Whitney is causing permanent damage to her eyeballs by bulging them out with such force and vigor? What are the longterm repercussions?


  1. Anonymous // October 16, 2007 at 9:36 AM

    I need to get out more. A. I knew who Whitney without the last name and then B. You lead me on a hour chase of TMZ and pantiless BritBrit

  2. AddictedtoCrapRealityTV // October 16, 2007 at 12:36 PM

    OMG!! I so love Whitney! She is one of my faves too. Hopelessly addicted to that show.

    Now, Heidi is a study in human behavior. They way they show her interacting at home with Spencer is a trip. She has a very kniving sense about her...or something. Kinda cold. Can’t tell if she’s quite sharp or quite dim. But very watchable. That scene where she is applying blush at the end while realizing that spencer totally started that rumor is intense. Lots of non verbal communication going on there. Lots. It hit her then for sure that Spencer is a complete twat. But will she follow her instinct or burry it down deeper?!!? In any case, I encourage you to re-watch it on dvr!  Excellent television. ;)

    And that spencer. Ick. Like, can you say: grody to the max!?!? What does he do? Besides make me puke??

    Ok. Time for my microwave lunch and to watch my recorded “Life of Ryan”. I’s so sick....

  3. ca // October 16, 2007 at 1:53 PM

    I think the producers are attempting to show that, gulp, Heidi is FINALLY feeling conflicted about her actions--shocker. And, her parents were so normal, how can she not know she's a witch w/bigger boobs and a new nose.

    What happened to the dog she got for an xmas present two seasons back? I think someone should find out and question her loyalty to animals.

    That Spencer is SO no good either. What does he even do for a job anyway. Does he have one? He clearly has NO friends and those murals, please. Some one kick his ass down to Watts....

    I like Whitney and least they're nice girls.

    Justin Bobby is the L.A. equivalent of my brother Bo, had he not gone hippie eco-stylist. But any man who drives an El Camino is NOT worth following, anywhere, period.

    Please continue to blog about the hills.


  4. Anonymous // October 16, 2007 at 2:00 PM

    I love Whitney! She's the Switzerland of The Hills diplomatic scene. Neutral and loved by all.

    (And, as a side note, aren't we all glad there's finally another Whitney to embrace, other than that washed up, sweaty, "crack is whack" loser who hooked up with Bobby B.?)

  5. Diana // October 18, 2007 at 12:21 PM

    i think you should blog about Spencer's facial hair because that makes him look like a scary pedophile on crack! I don't know why but his blonde facial hair is really disturbing!

  6. Doodle Whore // October 18, 2007 at 12:38 PM

    That's a great idea, Diana. I'm working my way through the entire Hills cast and I'll be sure to give Spencer just what he deserves.