My new favorite website is Dogs With Cones, the sole focus being photos of dogs wearing those pitiful plastic lampshades around their heads. If you don't say, "AWWWW!" after taking a look, you really have a heart of stone. Naturally, my warped, celebrity-clogged brain started to envision our favorite tarnished "stars" wearing them. Paris would truly benefit from wearing a cone, which would limit her intake of liquor (and other substances) and prevent her from licking herself in public.
Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. Besides Britney (which I'm working on right now), which celebutard would you like to seeing wearing a cone next?
Chelsea Clinton attends art gallery’s hot new show - Also at the opening of “The Listening Dimension” at Tanya Bonakdar Gallery were Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard.
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