My new favorite website is Dogs With Cones, the sole focus being photos of dogs wearing those pitiful plastic lampshades around their heads. If you don't say, "AWWWW!" after taking a look, you really have a heart of stone. Naturally, my warped, celebrity-clogged brain started to envision our favorite tarnished "stars" wearing them. Paris would truly benefit from wearing a cone, which would limit her intake of liquor (and other substances) and prevent her from licking herself in public.

Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. Besides Britney (which I'm working on right now), which celebutard would you like to seeing wearing a cone next?


  1. // November 30, 2007 at 12:36 PM

    You are so kind. Thanks. I'm tempted to use the Paris in Cone, but she's not worthy!

  2. Anonymous // November 30, 2007 at 1:55 PM

    Rachael Ray. That woman looks like she's going to cut her head off one of these days.

  3. Krista // November 30, 2007 at 5:54 PM

    Dina Lohan. That would be funny. She looks somewhat rabid to me. I think she could benefit from a cone.


    Kim Kardashian? Because she's a dog, get it? Har har!

  4. jay are // November 30, 2007 at 6:35 PM

    I love it. Maybe you doodle that ice princess Ms. Kidman to be a Sno-Cone.

  5. KatyBelle // November 30, 2007 at 7:41 PM

    I'd say either Blohan or Kim Kardashian.

  6. Chloé // December 1, 2007 at 3:30 AM


  7. posterofaboy // December 1, 2007 at 3:58 AM

    heidi and spencer! Or tyra, cause she could use not kissing her own ass for like, a second. Love her!

  8. Alexis // December 2, 2007 at 11:49 AM

    Mann Coulter - I'd throw my trash down her cone.

  9. Needle in the Hay // December 3, 2007 at 12:20 AM

    hahaha... I think Tommy Lee could use one. Maybe Kfed as well.

  10. alexis // December 3, 2007 at 1:45 AM

    eww that sounded kinda dirty.

    NOT Kim Kardashian - you might as well do my neighbor - she is just as important as Kim.

  11. Anonymous // December 4, 2007 at 3:27 PM

    Please do Blohan snorting a line of coke. With the cone, she would look like a vacuum cleaner, and she seems to know a lot about sucking, in both her career and choice of boyfriends.

  12. happy butt // December 6, 2007 at 5:25 PM

    paula abdul, oh wait, she already has one. is amy winestock too obvious? madonna, mel gibson, p diddy, kimora, the dog hating vicks guy! dog, the bounty hunter, imus. i'll stop now.