Your entire family will be saying, "Gimme, gimme, more" when you serve this impudently shameless turkey this Thanksgiving.

  1. Arrange turkey in reckless, provocative position on platter.
  2. Stuff liberally with Cheetos (or any other snack food readily available at your local gas station convenience store.)
  3. Serve with a side of cigarettes and Red Bull. If your dinner is more formal, add a straw to the can for extra sophistication.
Bon appetite, bitch!


  1. Anonymous // November 20, 2007 at 6:44 PM

    ewww it looks like worms are coming out of her britney

  2. Mr. Picklefeather // November 21, 2007 at 9:29 PM

    I want to see the uncensored version! Is that wrong?

  3. Anonymous // November 22, 2007 at 11:57 AM

    You're sick, Mr. Doodle Whore. Don't stop what y ou're doing please.