- Arrange turkey in reckless, provocative position on platter.
- Stuff liberally with Cheetos (or any other snack food readily available at your local gas station convenience store.)
- Serve with a side of cigarettes and Red Bull. If your dinner is more formal, add a straw to the can for extra sophistication.
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