Paris Hilton has thrust herself into the spotlight over the years to tantalize all five of your senses, dear reader. You can see her sex tape, hear her smash cd, touch her golden hair extensions, and smell like her Can Can. But what about taste? Finally, the wait is over. Doodle Whore proudly presents to you: That's HOT! a Paris Hilton Rotisserie. It's the sexiest way possible to cook a variety of poultry and meats (far more erotic than a crummy George Foreman grill for sure). Ogle your turkey as it cooks and twirls around a sizzling hot brass stripper pole while Paris' hit single Stars Are Blind plays through the built in speakers. Now that's hot. Happy Thanksgiving!

PS Check out Pretty on the Outside's brilliant take on Ms. Hilton on the pole!


  1. jay are // November 21, 2007 at 10:05 AM

    It's so HOT that your so Cold.

  2. Anonymous // November 21, 2007 at 1:05 PM

    What a mega-brand she's becoming. She's the Martha Stewart of Skank!

  3. Anonymous // November 21, 2007 at 1:06 PM

    If that was on my counter, I'd have to put the kids in another room...

  4. Anonymous // November 21, 2007 at 5:45 PM

    I hope there's Valtrex in the stuffing.

  5. messickc // June 28, 2009 at 9:32 PM

    "...and smell like her Can Can. But what about taste?"

    Well I'm sure if you asked, she'd allow you to taste her "can can" as well.

  6. Reese // October 19, 2009 at 6:11 PM

    OMFGROTFLOL......Valtrex in the stuffing.....hee, heee.....