I don't know what's more embarrassing: pitching an egotistical star-fit (and giving the finger) for mistakenly assuming that a lowly non-celebrity was taking your picture in a "private restaurant" (whatever that is) or having a bosom heaving fake butter spokes-hunk call you out on your unseemly diva behavior. Ms. Clooney is often compared to Cary Grant as an exemplar of class and old Hollywood glamor, but I think those days are over. Doodle Whore is on Team Fabio now!


  1. Anonymous // November 12, 2007 at 5:55 PM

    Yellow George's teeth, add the inevitable hooker into the shot, the bottle of Grey Goose, and cut his height by a couple of inches and you'll have nailed it.

  2. Anonymous // November 12, 2007 at 7:28 PM

    you forgot the posse of goodlooking guy "friends"

  3. Gilmore // November 13, 2007 at 12:59 AM

    Love these new drawings. Especially enjoy what George is holding in the bottom image.
    Welcome back.

  4. Anonymous // June 15, 2015 at 4:34 AM

    George Clooney is a millionaire with an over inflated ego. He has done very little to help Sudanese poverty stricken persons such as creating a stir in Washington. He needs to show everybody that he is being a Good Samaritan of which he is not. Clooney is a showbag just as many celebrities are. Lets see if George will set aside a few millions toward aid for poverty stricken nations from the Tomorrowland movie. Highly debatable.

  5. Anonymous // June 23, 2015 at 12:53 PM

    George Clooney a conceited ass who expects the universe to revolve around him.
    Smart women will gush over him. The reason ? Clooney is worth $180 million and its worth the gush ! Trouble is Clooney is a celebrity and wants to be the centre of attention. Well, George has a big centre all right. Right between his thighs !!

  6. Anonymous // July 25, 2015 at 9:07 AM

    George Clooney is one of Hollywood's conceited arseholes. If he could walk around with his private parts exposed, Clooney would do it !!