I don't know what's more embarrassing: pitching an egotistical star-fit (and giving the finger) for mistakenly assuming that a lowly non-celebrity was taking your picture in a "private restaurant" (whatever that is) or having a bosom heaving fake butter spokes-hunk call you out on your unseemly diva behavior. Ms. Clooney is often compared to Cary Grant as an exemplar of class and old Hollywood glamor, but I think those days are over. Doodle Whore is on Team Fabio now!