The Smoking Gun is reporting that our favorite equine skeleton female impersonator, Mann Coulter, is being harassed at her Palm Beach home. She contacted police in March to report that a vulgar greeting card was left in her mailbox and, on another occasion, she heard someone screaming "Ann Coulter is a big asshole" from a vacant lot near her house. It sure sounds like something I would do, but I can't take credit for this one. Just give her a lump of sugar or an apple and she'll settle down.


  1. jay are // November 28, 2007 at 8:48 AM

    You're being far too kind. I think you should apologize to the horses.

  2. Anonymous // November 30, 2007 at 9:15 AM

    Handsome Devil we know you would be more creative than to just scream "asshole". Although it is a good start.