Tuesday, November 13, 2007 | with 4 comments »

Doodle Whore was beginning to worry about the dearth of inspiring Paris Hilton news. No sex tapes, beav flashes, or jail sentences. Maybe she was focusing on using her celebrity to do good in the world and bring awareness to important issues and stuff. Thankfully, the drought is over. Our favorite attention lovin' celebretard was recently photographed posing up a storm in Korea with lipstick smeared all over her front teefs and tongue. Welcome back, hon!


  1. Anonymous // November 13, 2007 at 12:26 PM

    You really captured the voluptuous horror of Paris. So grotesque. Thank you :)

  2. FP // November 13, 2007 at 1:54 PM

    Haha, brilliant!

  3. Anonymous // November 14, 2007 at 4:51 PM

    Oh Doodlewhore little do you know!!! Our beloved Paris IS using her celebutardness to bring important issues to light. Her current one is DRUNKEN ELEPHANTS. Swear. She thinks that drunken elephants shouldn't be able to get their hands on liquor in India - or maybe she was talking about Brandon Davis.

  4. Miller // December 4, 2007 at 7:36 AM

    I loved your doodle and this here comment made me lol:

    'And you look so elegant being too busy kissing your own ass and smiling like the drunken fuck-hag you are to notice your blood-stained red lip stick (you probably spread on with a butter knife) is all over your teeth...'

    I guess that's how it happened, she just didn't know how to apply a lipstick and either sucked on it or used a butter knife, hehe.