OMG DW, is it tough being a comedic genius? the last few entries are so amazing. i hope you are writing the Spears family thank you notes...gosh knows, they've given you a lot this season! and i really love the "got crap" section. i'm totally buying a "britney as cheese doodle" tote for all my socialite friends. expect to see a lot of them poolside at Soho House this summer!
It's a special time of year alright. Don't leave these little bitches off the hook. You could throw in 8 days of Hannukah as well and still not plunder any of the true atrocities of Spears spawnage.
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December 23, 2007 at 8:58 AM
How long until Brit's poor pups are in neck cones? And by pups I mean both her kids and her dogs?
I spend inordinate amounts of time reading celebrity gossip on the internets. Every time Britney flashes her vajayjay, I smile. I have a subscription to Star magazine (the guiltiest of pleasures). I'm riveted to the glamorous fakery that is The Hills. Mocking celebrities is simply in my DNA. Oh, and I love to doodle. Now, instead of doing it in the margins of my notebook or on the edge of my grocery list, I scan it and put it up here for the world to see.
If you've seen my other work at my greeting card company Handsome Devil Press or my commercial work at Jason O'Malley Illustration, you'll notice that the stuff here looks nothing like it. I try to spend no more than one hour per doodle, which includes scanning my drawing, coloring it in Photoshop, and writing an entertaining title and caption.
My goal is to keep my Doodle Whore oeuvre fast, loose, and rough around the edges. Just like Britney.
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OMG DW, is it tough being a comedic genius? the last few entries are so amazing. i hope you are writing the Spears family thank you notes...gosh knows, they've given you a lot this season! and i really love the "got crap" section. i'm totally buying a "britney as cheese doodle" tote for all my socialite friends. expect to see a lot of them poolside at Soho House this summer!
Poor pups...
It's a special time of year alright. Don't leave these little bitches off the hook. You could throw in 8 days of Hannukah as well and still not plunder any of the true atrocities of Spears spawnage.
How long until Brit's poor pups are in neck cones? And by pups I mean both her kids and her dogs?
Awww. The Yorkie is doing the Serenity Prayer :)