Paris Screwed by Grandfather

Saturday, December 29, 2007 | with 5 comments »


No you perv, not like that. She got shafted where it hurts the most: her bank account. Turns out Grandpappy Barron Hilton is giving away 97% of his $2.3 billion fortune to charity, leaving a measly $5 million for Po' Paris to scrape by on after his passing. Fortunately, she can supplement her paltry inheritance with her royalties from the Paris Hilton Rotisserie.

5 comments

  1. PoorBritney // December 29, 2007 at 5:28 PM

    I bet Brit sucked all your artistic energy right out of you. It was probably wonderful to draw something else! Great job.

  2. Holy Cuteness // December 30, 2007 at 7:34 AM

    Haha, poor Paris...

  3. Yo Momma // December 30, 2007 at 1:04 PM

    You're officially my new favorite blog!! Your 12 days of brit was pure pure genius!
    Wonderful job! I hope you don't mind if I add your link on my blog. ;)

  4. Gilmore // December 30, 2007 at 8:47 PM

    How will Paris manage to survive on that tiny amount? We should have a car wash or bake sale to help her out. :)
    Love your Paris and am still laughing at your 12 days of Britney.
    xoxo
    and Happy New Year's to you!

  5. jay are // December 31, 2007 at 7:19 AM

    You are a barrel of laughs.