The moment I heard the stunning news that Dr. Phil was taking time out of his busy schedule to help our Britney in her time of need, I immediately thought of the iconic movie poster for The Bodyguard. I know many of you think Dr. Phil is nothing but a big-boned, gummy, bald, windbag and you wouldn't be totally wrong. But, I can't think of anyone better to get the Britney crazy train back on the rails. He should assemble a dream team of television personalities to whip her into shape: no nonsense legal advice from Judge Judy, addiction and sex education from Dr. Drew, much needed parenting tips from Super Nanny, and maybe The Dog Wheeesperer can finally train her to stop peeing on the rug. Hell, they should televise the whole thing! I'd watch (and doodle) every minute of it.


  1. Annie Mahoney // January 6, 2008 at 2:39 AM


    Your best yet, I think.

    It's getting so I can't see a Starbucks frappuccino cup without becoming giddy.

  2. Anonymous // January 6, 2008 at 10:31 AM

    OMG! U are Brilliant!

  3. Gilmore // January 6, 2008 at 2:25 PM

    You are too good.

    Love the way your mind works and the way your hand doodles.


  4. Alexis // January 6, 2008 at 2:58 PM

    This would be the best thing on TV due to the writers strike. Love that you included Caesar. How about Sandra Lee to show her how to cook with cheetos?

  5. jay are // January 6, 2008 at 3:41 PM

    Crack is whack y'all! Maybe Brit could use some help from Whitney too.

  6. Holy Cuteness // January 6, 2008 at 4:32 PM

    Haha, great one! Well, at least she's getting help... She reeeeeeally needs it!

  7. Mikaela // January 6, 2008 at 6:10 PM

    So,so,so funny...
    When this movie came out a friend of mine from ballet and I made up our own lyrics to the Body guard song 'Queen of the night' I think it fits here -

    I got the stuff you don't want,
    I got the thing you don't need,
    I got more than enough to give us both a disease - 'cause I'm the Queen of the night...

  8. Pottschalk // January 7, 2008 at 12:09 PM

    Hello Doodle, i love your work and would like to ask you, if i can use it on my german blog ? it is also at
    Will it be OK to translaste your texts into Germany ? The Humor is awesome and we germans need a good laugh too ;-)...
    Please let me know..i couldn´t find any contact addresse of yours..

  9. elljay // January 7, 2008 at 12:11 PM

    you missed a space in the title in your poster. shouldn't it be the rapist?

  10. // January 7, 2008 at 3:48 PM

    Laughing outloud DW! Hahaha. It's not funny. Yes it is. No it's not. Stop! I'm posting this, so there!

  11. the.jj // January 7, 2008 at 10:25 PM

    I luvs it!!! I luv the title; I luv Dr. Phil's evil sneer; I luv that Brit-Brit isn't wearing undies underneath her bizarre skirt.

    I find the entire situation -- from her "suicide watch" to his "rescuing" -- incredibly disingenuous. If she really wanted to kill herself, she would -- people who are truly suicidal just do it, instead of milking it for yet another publicity stunt. And he's hopped right on that bandwagon... puh-leaze!!!

    DW, I'm a newbie to your site, and think it is absolutely fantastic!

  12. Doodle Whore // January 7, 2008 at 11:25 PM

    Thanks the.jj!

  13. photo sillius // January 8, 2008 at 6:32 AM


  14. Carla // January 15, 2008 at 3:01 PM

    I actually like Dr. Phil, and, oddly enough, that's why I find this so funny. Awesome work.

    I am so tempted to use this image as a personal ex libris in all of my grad school (yep, counseling) textbooks--with permission, natch. :D

  15. Tesseract // January 31, 2008 at 10:50 AM

    You should have left off The from the title. Then draw part of the garment to separatet the word

    The/rapist then we would have been left with a double entendre

    Therapist or The Rapist :)