The moment I heard the stunning news that Dr. Phil was taking time out of his busy schedule to help our Britney in her time of need, I immediately thought of the iconic movie poster for The Bodyguard. I know many of you think Dr. Phil is nothing but a big-boned, gummy, bald, windbag and you wouldn't be totally wrong. But, I can't think of anyone better to get the Britney crazy train back on the rails. He should assemble a dream team of television personalities to whip her into shape: no nonsense legal advice from Judge Judy, addiction and sex education from Dr. Drew, much needed parenting tips from Super Nanny, and maybe The Dog Wheeesperer can finally train her to stop peeing on the rug. Hell, they should televise the whole thing! I'd watch (and doodle) every minute of it.
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