"... I thought of having her levitate over the audience."
— Criss Angel, Über-douchey magician
Preternaturally irritating magician, Criss Angel, has been blabbing to the press about what he had planned for our dear Brit to do at the Video Music Awards instead of the priceless somnambulant non-performance she graced us with. For once, I think Britney actually showed some good judgment by nixing the original routine. The moves he had planned were quite challenging and would have required a lot of concentration and effort, two things that are in short supply in Britney World. (Since there's some great material here, I'm stretching it out over the next three posts.)