"...I presented concepts to create, within her performance, illusions that would happen in the open. You would see Britney and then she would split into two Britneys and then four Britneys with no boxes or covers. It would just be a visual effect using no screens."
— Criss Angel, รœber-douchey magician

See Britney at the VMAs: What Could Have Been Pt. 1


  1. Holy Cuteness // January 15, 2008 at 8:56 AM

    Well, that sure are a lot of Britney's...

  2. joe*to*hell // January 15, 2008 at 11:20 AM

    well, in all fairness to criss, there WERE two britneys. because she was fat and all.....it was like two old britneys glued together

    i wish i could draw

  3. Gilmore // January 15, 2008 at 12:04 PM

    Oh my God...... one of her was too much that night. Can you imagine a stage full of zombie Britneys? Maybe one of them would have remembered the words and dance steps?
    Love the way you draw her.

  4. d-lo // January 15, 2008 at 12:05 PM

    3 thoughts today. First, i'm not a shrink. but i go to one. And i think it is both emotionally healthy and therapeutic to obsess and deconstruct Frau Spears to the degree that our beloved Doodle Whore does. i know i feel better. it beats smiling to yourself in the mirror. that's for damn sure.

    Second, it is also impressive in a Fine Art context. For an artist to truly explore a subject so thoroughly and with an ever-fresh POV, demonstrates focus+ingenuity and, thus, true potential for longevity in this A.D.D. world. And this is really important stuff. So cheers to all that.

    But my favorite part of today's posting is DW's use of the adjective "รœber-douchey". And as a lover of language, i say: Danke, doodle whore. danke!

  5. Mikaela // January 15, 2008 at 7:03 PM

    Ah, what could have been...

  6. Anonymous // January 17, 2008 at 3:58 PM

    Oh dear god all i need was four brit brit stomachs coming at me