Have Another Drink, Honey

Thursday, January 31, 2008 | with 13 comments »


Sean Young is my hero. When I read that the unemployable bat-shit crazy "actress" was thrown out of the DGA Awards ceremony for drunkenly heckling Julian Schnabel during his acceptance speech, two things went through my mind: "Who let her in?" and "You go girl!" These awards shows are dragged out to torturous lengths. Like an idiot, I watch them year after year and pray for a secret trap door in the stage to drop open and swallow up long winded award winners like Sally Field: "You like me! You really, really like meeeeeeeeeeeeee..." Thud. Wouldn't it be great if that disturbing clown with the broom from Showtime at the Apollo would sweep away self-absorbed crybaby gum flappers like Gwyneth Paltrow or Halle Berry? Starting with this year's Oscars, I propose that Ms. Young be seated in the front row with an Igloo cooler full of Margaritas and a bull horn slurring "get on with it!" to her heart's content.

13 comments

  1. roddy // January 31, 2008 at 2:22 PM

    Igloo cooler! HA!!

  2. Charmaine // January 31, 2008 at 2:31 PM

    I adore Sean Young and her penchant for inappropriate behavior. Remember when she was doing the talk show circuit in full catwoman regalia to protest losing the role to Michelle Pfeiffer? Good on her for heckling the plate cracking, bathrobe wearing, blowhardus maximus Julian Schnabel.

  3. Doodle Whore // January 31, 2008 at 3:19 PM

    I'm surprised she didn't wear that dusty old Catwoman suit to the DGA Awards.

  4. joe*to*hell // January 31, 2008 at 3:45 PM

    not only was she in the venue, but she was close enough to be heard on stage! makes no sense.

    i love it

    you would think she would have done something about those eyebrows by now

  5. Doodle Whore // January 31, 2008 at 3:52 PM

    She's morphed into a mash-up of Patsy Stone and Joan Crawford which makes me want to hang out with her.

  6. Laura // February 1, 2008 at 1:44 AM

    I guess batshit crazy gals like her are your bread and butter! Loving the latest doodle.

  7. Holy Cuteness // February 1, 2008 at 9:24 AM

    LOL!

  8. Yo Momma // February 1, 2008 at 9:40 AM

    haha! I was just going to recall the catwoman incident that charmaine mentioned..she's been crazy ever since..apparently adding alchohol makes Sean Young much more entertaining.

    She should be outside the red carpet, interviewing celebrities while she's sloshed out of her mind!! LOL! THAT would be entertainment.

  9. Anonymous // February 2, 2008 at 4:27 PM

    god i love her

  10. gilmore // February 3, 2008 at 2:35 AM

    God bless that boozy nut bag, and god bless your talented hand.

  11. jay are // February 3, 2008 at 2:38 PM

    She's definately not going down without a fight. Love it!

  12. jav // February 5, 2008 at 4:05 PM

    I don't know who Sean Young is, but that drawing is beyond awesome. Just oozing personality.

  13. Anonymous // December 19, 2010 at 6:10 AM

    Toooo funny. I second your proposal about the igloo cooler, and I think we should definitely look into the sweeping clown becoming bi-coastal!! Love your work!