Happy New Year! I'm still in a bit of a champagne haze from last night's revelry, but not so incapacitated that I couldn't kick off 2008 by doodling Lynn "Mother of the Year" Spears as a pimp. She garnered the most votes in the Doodle Whore poll and I'm not surprised. Pimping ones children for fame and money is never very appetizing (just take a look at that hag Dina Lohan or skeevy Joe Simpson), but it pays the bills. So you brazenly pimped your pregnant teenaged daughter and your unborn grandchild simultaneously to make a million dollars? That's pimptastic, lady.


  1. Holy Cuteness // January 2, 2008 at 10:32 AM

    Yeah great work, doodle whore!

  2. jay are // January 2, 2008 at 11:46 AM

    Look Out Cubby Bear, Cracker is on the loose.

  3. PoorBritney // January 2, 2008 at 2:18 PM

    Soooo worth the wait! Love it!