After much speculation, it turns out Britney was in Mexico with Adnan Ghalib, her new lolly lickin' pap snappin' svengali. (Try saying that 10 times in a row.) She presumably went south of the border to see if the frapps taste any different (spicy!) and to shop for fake purses. Oh, and to get away from that pesky Dr. Phil.

8 comments

  1. Chloé // January 11, 2008 at 1:59 PM

    LOL!!! So great!

  2. jay are // January 11, 2008 at 6:42 PM

    The dude is kinda hot. Why want ugly Brit when he could have me.

  3. Laura // January 12, 2008 at 6:23 AM

    LOL. I love how you keep finding new ways of portraying poor, crazy Britney...

  4. Holy Cuteness // January 12, 2008 at 7:04 AM

    I heard that guy is selling pics of her...

  5. lucy fer // January 12, 2008 at 12:25 PM

    LOL my favorite part is the farmacia bag...so funny.

  6. Mikaela // January 12, 2008 at 12:54 PM

    And now what is up, why is she wearing her wedding reception dress car shopping with him?

    Nuts!

  7. PoorBritney.com // January 12, 2008 at 1:01 PM

    omg I luv it! What a witty lil mind you have. Wonderful!
    Did you see today, she wore her wedding reception dress that she wore while marrying K-Fed, to the mercedes dealership with BAdMAN!

  8. Gilmore // January 12, 2008 at 7:33 PM

    Brilliant!

    Sorry for swearing earlier. I get a little carried away.