Have you had the pleasure of watching the leaked video of Tom "Nut Job" Cruise proselytizing on the joys of Scientology yet? If so, you're lucky, because the vid is totally bananas and the Scientology police are removing it from the web as fast as it goes up. As of right now, an edited version is still on the BBC website here. It's 9 minutes of Tommy Girl preaching, beaming, cackling, and staring intensely into the camera with the Mission Impossible theme playing in the background. I'm serious. I've doodled a slightly exaggerated screencap for you.

UPDATE: Gawker.com is hosting the entire vid in all of it's unedited glory here. Need more crazy? Check out more clips here. Watch it soon before Xenu vaporizes Gawker Media and it's lost forever.

7 comments

  1. Holy Cuteness // January 16, 2008 at 12:05 PM

    He's really scary when he's talking like that...

  2. Mikaela // January 16, 2008 at 12:16 PM

    I saw this the other day and made my sister watch it. Nutjob... and the worst part - he's totally serious.

  3. Holy Cuteness // January 16, 2008 at 1:32 PM

    I just saw the whole thing on televesion here. I think he must be acting it or he is on drugs...

  4. jay are // January 16, 2008 at 3:18 PM

    In a galaxy far far away...is Tom Cruise. He gives new meaning to space cadet.

  5. the.jj // January 16, 2008 at 8:56 PM

    Ugh... this again. What a freakazoid -- but a judgmental, self-righteous, angry freak at that! He IS insane -- but I don't think that Kat(i)e wants out like you suggest, doodle whore... she sold her soul to the devil aka TC, and now is more visible than she'd ever have been before. The very fact that she made it into this blog is why I think she chooses to put with his short, ugly self.

  6. Alexis // January 17, 2008 at 4:01 PM

    UNITOOTH - once you know you can never look at him again without noticing it.

  7. Charmaine // January 17, 2008 at 4:18 PM

    I don't know what's more frightening: the gibberish he's speaking or those piercing, glazed-over eyes. And why does he laugh so much?