Have you had the pleasure of watching the leaked video of Tom "Nut Job" Cruise proselytizing on the joys of Scientology yet? If so, you're lucky, because the vid is totally bananas and the Scientology police are removing it from the web as fast as it goes up. As of right now, an edited version is still on the BBC website here. It's 9 minutes of Tommy Girl preaching, beaming, cackling, and staring intensely into the camera with the Mission Impossible theme playing in the background. I'm serious. I've doodled a slightly exaggerated screencap for you.
UPDATE: Gawker.com is hosting the entire vid in all of it's unedited glory here. Need more crazy? Check out more clips here. Watch it soon before Xenu vaporizes Gawker Media and it's lost forever.
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