I'm sure this story is total bullshit, but I was compelled to doodle it anyway.
According to Popcrunch, Madonna is rubbing male hormones on her face. The Material Girl has started a strict regime of massaging her skin with testosterone cream due to it’s toted ability to increase muscle mass, boost energy, improve memory, and ward off mood swings. But Madge has got a hairy surprise that’s a bit more than she bargained for. The downside is she’s developed some unwanted chest fuzz.
Oh, puh-leeze. She's Italian and furry to begin with. This is news? I think she looks phenomenal for an almost 50 year old dame. Whatever work she's had done, it's sublime. And how about little Lourdes? She looked so grown up at Madge's UNICEF/Raising Malawi Gucci Charity event the other day. Her rebellious teen phase is right around the corner and I can't wait. Mark my words, she's going to be a handful. I've always contended that Lourdes Leon is our Liza. Hmmm, I smell a Liza/Lourdes doodle brewing...
Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. When the time comes (and it will), how do you think Lourdes is going to rebel against Mamasita Madonna?
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