Meet Patti Stanger

Monday, February 04, 2008 | with 11 comments »

Yeah, I don't know her either, but as we say in the celebrity doodling world, she's got a face that was begging to be doodled. She's the Hot Slut of the Day at Dlisted and she has a new show on Bravo where she matches up gold diggers with lonely billionaires, yadda, yadda, yadda. If you want to see some real talent, check out Gilmore's fabulous cabernet fueled pen and ink explorations of Patti's facial contours here.


  1. Holy Cuteness // February 4, 2008 at 1:05 PM

    She defenitely has a face that asks to be doodled...

  2. Gilmore // February 4, 2008 at 3:11 PM

    Oh my God! Thanks for the shout out. Too kind.

    Love, love, LOVE your rendition of the match maker. You captured her in all her big boobied, red suited, thick necked glory.


  3. joe*to*hell // February 4, 2008 at 3:59 PM

    you made her wayyyyy better looking than she is!

    who would trust her having to do anything with dating??? ech

  4. // February 4, 2008 at 4:23 PM

    She has longerrrrrrr cleavage than Quinny from OC Houswife's. I can't stop staring at her face on the show and now here. Thanks DW!

  5. Mr. Picklefeather // February 4, 2008 at 7:30 PM

    She looks like the "special" lovechild of Khloe Kardashian and Chyna Doll.

  6. Laura // February 5, 2008 at 2:20 AM

    You are so right, she does have that particularly special kinda what you've done with her.

  7. jay are // February 5, 2008 at 7:32 PM

    Yet another new low. Thanks for the hilarious doodle.

  8. Anonymous // February 5, 2008 at 11:19 PM

    What's with head? is she orthodox and head is shaved and she's wearing a wig? She looks like she has a helmet on under that thing...

  9. Anonymous // February 10, 2008 at 10:17 PM

    my favorite is when her bangs get all stringy from too much gel or whatever product she slathers in there.
    perfect doodle

  10. Anonymous // February 1, 2010 at 11:52 PM

    thank you for making my evening! you don't know how spot-on your doodle is... or maybe you do? she is a real-life creeton and a consummate rip-off artist.

  11. VMaclovin // February 8, 2010 at 8:38 PM

    THIS Lady has the face to match her personality a total witch!!!