Meet Phoebe Price

Friday, February 01, 2008 | with 10 comments »

Thanks to the exhaustive and obsessive coverage of this fashion challenged fame craving pseudo-starlet at my favorite celeb blogs D listed and Go Fug Yourself, I'm officially smitten with all that is Phoebe Price. She's so sincere about her fame whoring and publicity seeking it's actually endearing. Unlike the craven and tawdry attention seeking of trollops like Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian, Phoebe is classy with a capital K; no lurid sex tapes, "accidental" beaver flashes, or public lesbian make out sessions (yet) for her. Her plucky drive and determination has landed her solidly at the bottom of the Hollywood food chain, on the worst dressed list of every tabloid, the title of Hot Slut of the Year 2007, and that's just fine with her. Now Doodle Whore is proud to present Ms. Price the rare and unique honor of being doodled. Your welcome.


  1. // February 1, 2008 at 4:01 PM

    Ohhh Dlisted is going to love this!! So juicy!

  2. Mikaela // February 1, 2008 at 5:19 PM

    Don't you mean 'hot babe of the year'?

  3. Yo Momma // February 1, 2008 at 10:39 PM

    i never even knew who phoebe price was until dlisted. michael k put her on the map. haha!

  4. Anonymous // February 2, 2008 at 1:14 AM

    "Hot babe of the year" is what Phoebe called it, LOL. It's really "Hot slut of the year."

  5. roddy // February 2, 2008 at 1:15 AM

    Margaret Cho's blog on myspace. this is real!

    Friday, February 01, 2008

    Paparazzi Kryptonite

    I have taken up pilates for my arthritis and sciatica issues, and I have been going to a fancy place cuz I feel like "no pain – no gain" and maybe if there is more financial pain there will be less physical pain. So every morning I put on my Juicy Couture sweat suit and my Uggs and I rock it like the Studio City MILF that I am. Today, as I was leaving my very upscale torture chamber, four cars zoomed past me at an alarming, very un-Valley friendly speed. It was three cars chasing one car, and they all did very dangerous, terrible out of control three point turns on the narrow back street. The car that was being chased pulled up and parked behind me and a beautiful young SUPERSTAR got out. It was a funny coincidence because we had just met the night before. She said hi to me and I asked her if she was ok. She said yes but it was clear to me she was pretty freaked. Poor kid. Then, three paparazzi jumped out of their cars (parked right in the street mind you!) and started to chase/photograph her as she ran into the pilates studio. To get them off of her I started yelling at them – "I LIKE HOW YOU TOTALLY IGNORE ME!!!" They said, "We got you already!" Then I yelled back "I AM NOT EVEN WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR!!!"" and they all quickly got back in their cars and drove away. Apparently my pussy is some kind of paparazzi kryptonite. So I am offering my services to all young Hollywood who want some privacy. I am here and my unphotographable pussy has got your back.

  6. ChloΓ© // February 2, 2008 at 6:42 AM

    Dlisted definitely made her somewhat known. And now you are honoring her...

  7. gilmore // February 3, 2008 at 2:33 AM

    I've always loved that Michael K obsesses over her. So glad you doodled her. I'm sure she'd be hugely flattered.

  8. jay are // February 3, 2008 at 2:33 PM

    Holy Cow! What a train wreck.

  9. Anonymous // February 3, 2008 at 6:23 PM

    Damn. Do not do this.

  10. Laura // February 5, 2008 at 2:24 AM

    Hmm, she's something alright...She'd probably be totally flattered, this and Dlisted would be her best/only publicity. She strikes me as being like Natasha from ANTM 8 (although Nata was stunning) in that she can turn anything at all into a compliment...Eh, good on her I guess. I like how you exaggerated her cheeks...oh, maybe you didn't...