Burlesque diva extraordinaire, Dita Von Teese, uses the iconic martini glass as a metaphor for a bygone era. Paris in a martini glass, well, it's not quite so appealing. I started thinking about other props she could use to much greater effect that would really capture the essence of Paris in all of her vulgar glory.

I present to you The Trashy Can Can. Paris has trashed so many things over the years: her reputation, her family's once good name, her vajayjay, the film/tv/music industry, the fashion and fragrances industry, socialites and heiresses in general, feminism, etc... I think the humble and iconic trash can makes an ideal stage for her erotic gyrations and attention seeking. Oscar obviously agrees.

See Props for Paris Pt. 1: Le Toilette Erotique.

5 comments

  1. Laura // February 20, 2008 at 12:44 AM

    Excellent! Paris writhing in a trash can...nice detail with the almost vertical wonky eye! Ugh - looking at that photo, she seems to be trying waaaay to hard to be "sexy." More please! (from you, not her, obvs)

  2. Holy Cuteness // February 20, 2008 at 8:52 AM

    Finally she's where she belongs...;-)

  3. Mr. Picklefeather // February 20, 2008 at 4:40 PM

    You know Oscar would be all over that skank!

  4. Anonymous // February 20, 2008 at 6:33 PM

    I don't think you made her nose long enough.

  5. Anonymous // February 21, 2008 at 9:49 AM

    Paris looks like a rotten olive in a dirty martini, Lady Von Teese looks like diamonds in a glass of champagne. period!