Remember the quaint era of "duck lips" and "trout pout" lip augmentations for Hollywood actresses? Meg Ryan caused quite a stir when she debuted her platypus puss a few years back. Well, modeling ones lips after fish and foul is so 2007. The hottest trend for 2008 is Labia Lip. Lisa Rinna and Britney Murphy appear to be in competition these days to see who can make their lips look more like anatomically correct labia. Perhaps Lindsay, Britney, and Paris started the trend by showing their actual labia in public. What's next? Having tiny breast implants on the forehead? Penis ears? You know Paris would jump on the Penis Ear bandwagon first.

Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. Why does Britney Murphy look so grumpy in this photo?


  1. brandy101 // February 27, 2008 at 12:28 PM

    omg, I think BritMurphy has a bat in the cave in the pic (her left nostril, our right as viewers!)

    So maybe BOOGERS are the new hot trend...

  2. Anonymous // February 27, 2008 at 12:53 PM

    Bonnie Bell should come out with a vibrating lip balm!

  3. Anonymous // February 27, 2008 at 3:17 PM

    I wonder if designer lip plates will be next? I'm waiting to see this but with a Chanel logo on it.

  4. Laura // February 27, 2008 at 4:10 PM

    LOL am laughing so hard at that. What a great way of putting it...Who wouldn't be grumpy when Kate Hudson has the market cornered on cute'n'perky and people remember you best for a movie you made in like, 1996?

  5. Anonymous // February 27, 2008 at 5:31 PM

    I think Michelle Pfeiffer started this trend years ago but failed to catch on. lol

  6. Holy Cuteness // February 28, 2008 at 9:24 AM

    Big fake lips... so fugly...

  7. ChloΓ© // March 2, 2008 at 11:44 AM

    In that case Murphy is so 2007 bc she totally looks like a fish.