Karma's a Bitch

Saturday, March 01, 2008 | with 8 comments »

It appears that grammatically challenged gossip blog pioneer Perez Hilton is embroiled in a little scandal of his own for a change. The Queen of All Media allegedly solicited dirty videos from another blogger as payment for his help in the form of juicy gossip tips. After he received the naughty vids, he never followed through with the promised help and now the other blogger is feeling used up and tossed aside like a cheap he-whore. Whatever. That's what you get for trusting a grown man who wears a Hello Kitty shower cap in public. I think it's much ado about nothing. They're both getting oodles of publicity from this little imbroglio and that's what really counts.

Doodle Whore wants to know what YOU think, dear reader. Is this really a scandal or something they both cooked up for publicity purposes?


  1. PoorBritney.com // March 1, 2008 at 2:20 PM

    He so deserves it! He thinks his shit doesn't stink but from the looks of his panties, not so much! hehe.

  2. Keith a.k.a. K j A M // March 1, 2008 at 4:53 PM

    Overrated gossip whore! Who really gives a flip? Since there are so many sites like his, most of them superior, he needs to cook up something to keep his brand out there. Honestly, I thought his 15 minutes were already up. Oh wait, we're in the final countdown...thank GOD!

  3. joe*to*hell // March 1, 2008 at 5:06 PM

    your drawing was very kind to him. verrrrry.

    well, i suppose he has to do SOMETHING for sex....i mean, how DOES he get off anyway? sad that this is all he can do

    there was a time - maybe 10 years ago - i would have worn a similar shower cap. but i would have accesorized way better. at least the colors in it match his nasty skin

    imagining him on a toilet is as vile as "4 minutes to save the world". i feel that strongly about both

  4. Anonymous // March 1, 2008 at 9:16 PM

    I think it's just a ploy to get attention, I mean who really believes Perez has 8.5 inches of man meat?!

    BTW, LOVE the doodie marks inn his skibbies! Another doodle master piece!

  5. Anonymous // March 1, 2008 at 11:21 PM

    Goodness, all the haters on here.

    I don't see this as a scandal.

    BFD. Who cares?

    But Perez is raking in the bucks. More power to him.

    I hope Doodle Whore is raking in the buck with his site, too.

  6. Anonymous // March 1, 2008 at 11:22 PM

    Oops, I mean "bucks".

  7. Chloé // March 2, 2008 at 11:40 AM

    Must give more credit to Perez, he really knows how to play it.
    JJ made himself Perez's bitch.

    But as long as I don't see the sex-tape, I say it's all made up. JJ is kinda hot lol, if I was a man I would totally hit it.

  8. Holy Cuteness // March 2, 2008 at 6:09 PM

    Wow, this new lay-out really looks good. Very beautiful Doodle Whore!