David Archuleta and Monchichi
Oh so soft and cuddly. Thanks to avid Doodle Whore reader Jay Are for this one!

Brooke White and Juice Newton
You know she's going to sing "Queen of Hearts" any day now.

Amanda Overmyer and Tiffany, the Bride of Chucky
I'm going to miss you, Skunky.

Chikezie (Jacuzzi) and Isaac from The Love Boat
If this American Idol thing doesn't work out for him, there's always an opening at the Pirate's Cove Bar on the Lido deck.

David Cook and Grimace
This guy can really sing. He should shave it all of and really do the Daughtry thing 100%. And maybe lay off of the Quarter Pounders.

Kristy Lee Cook and a door knob
She's got some sparkle, but no substance. Or singing ability. She's Kelli Pickler without the dumb blonde routine. She needs to come up with some shtick ASAP.


  1. joe*to*hell // March 21, 2008 at 9:34 AM

    i am strapped for an amanda!!!!!

    find one

  2. joe*to*hell // March 21, 2008 at 10:56 AM


    and the doorknob? i cant take it.

  3. jay are // March 21, 2008 at 11:08 AM

    This is so F'n hilarious I think I wet myself. I'm so honored that I could give abit of inspiration to the esteemed Doodlewhore.

  4. PoorBritney // March 21, 2008 at 1:07 PM

    OH heeeee haaaaaa. I love the bride of Chucky. My God, did she sit for the making of that doll????

  5. Anonymous // March 21, 2008 at 4:54 PM

    That was BRILLIANT! I'm so bored at work and you just made my day. Hilarious!

  6. Qelqoth // March 21, 2008 at 5:16 PM

    I don't watch American Idol (it's called Pop Idol here in the UK) but damn, that Amanda chick and the Bride of Chucky...so bloody uncanny!

    Of course, this does nothing but assure me further that talent contest television shows are a product of Satan! :)

  7. Patty // March 21, 2008 at 9:44 PM

    JUUUUICE! Holy shit, you NAILED that one! I hate to point out that Kristy Lee isn't as pretty as the doorknob pictured. Isaac and Big Squeezy are like separated at BIRTH! That's creepy. And speaking of creepy!! Every week I kept expecting Amanda Overmyer to bite the head off a freakin' bat! One more week, and I swear she would have! Thanks for the hearty chuckles!!!

  8. Holy Cuteness // March 22, 2008 at 7:28 AM

    I really the one with that guy from the loveboat...

  9. Lady Chavez and Fluffgirl // March 24, 2008 at 9:32 AM

    these are uncanny! love the 1st one especially

  10. gilmore // March 25, 2008 at 4:08 PM

    I can't pick which one I like best. They are all spot on.
    Love it!