I hope Cher's been taking her Boniva since the rumor around town is that she's been cast as the next Catwoman. It's seems awfully far fetched, but I'd be first in line to slap my 10 bucks down to watch the old gal limpwristedly lick her lips, flip her hair, and purr her sibilant hisses into Batman's ear. If only they would cast Chastity as Batgirl I think we'd have a classic on our hands.

More Cher here. And while you're at it, why don't you send someone a Cher e-card?

And for good measure, here's the classic SNL spoof of Cher's unintentionally hilarious infomercials for Lori Davis Hair Products. Chris Farley and Christina Applegate are brilliant in this clip. I was laughing to the point of tears after watching this:


  1. joe*to*hell // August 26, 2008 at 2:39 PM

    Boniva! Hahahahha

    If I went to the theater and saw this and you were there too, I'd say "Scooch Down" and watch it with you

    Thank you for this career-best piece

  2. Keith a.k.a. K j A M // August 26, 2008 at 4:07 PM

    Hey Batman gets hunkier with each incarnation and the villans keep getting creepier (Heath Ledger's amazing turn as the Joker), then why not Cher as an aging sex kitten? Now, Chastity as Batgirl? That's really creepy!

  3. Larisa // August 26, 2008 at 11:57 PM

    L, O, Fuckin L!

  4. Gilmore // August 27, 2008 at 11:15 AM

    This is way beyond hilarious!
    Please, please draw Chastity as Batgirl and how about Elijah Blue as Robin?
    DW, you hit this one out of the park!

  5. Doodle Whore // August 27, 2008 at 11:25 AM

    I'll do Chastity if I get enough requests (hint hint)

  6. Jay Are // August 27, 2008 at 7:54 PM

    One can only dream that this will become a reality. Hope she has a good waxer.

  7. joe*to*hell // September 9, 2008 at 5:48 PM

    chastity as THE PENGUIN!!!!!!!!