I hope Cher's been taking her Boniva since the rumor around town is that she's been cast as the next Catwoman. It's seems awfully far fetched, but I'd be first in line to slap my 10 bucks down to watch the old gal limpwristedly lick her lips, flip her hair, and purr her sibilant hisses into Batman's ear. If only they would cast Chastity as Batgirl I think we'd have a classic on our hands.
More Cher here. And while you're at it, why don't you send someone a Cher e-card?
And for good measure, here's the classic SNL spoof of Cher's unintentionally hilarious infomercials for Lori Davis Hair Products. Chris Farley and Christina Applegate are brilliant in this clip. I was laughing to the point of tears after watching this:
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