This season of Top Design on Bravo is way better than the first. For starters, someone came to their senses and banned Ms. Adler from using his über annoying elimination line, "See ya' later, decorator." Great move. Since it's essentially Project Runway for interior designers, here's the breakdown:

Her eye-popping hair and clothing choices were hysterical the first season and she doesn't disappoint this time either. One might think Jonathan's fitted safari jackets and bloated neckwear (that knot could choke a mule!) is a bit over the top until you see Kelly's pink sequined beret perched atop an explosion of ratted, matted, and frizzed brillo hair paired with a vintage Chinoiserie schmatta and purple leg warmers. Delicious.

Oh, and the design challenges are pretty fun, too. Watch it and get back to me.

9 comments

  1. joe*to*hell // September 18, 2008 at 6:12 PM

    i think i was most disturbed by margaret russell's fall last night. it didnt match her real hair. at all. it was very ricky's.........

    kelly looks like ONJs understudy from xanadu in that ensemble. oh, and i have that beret

  2. Patty // September 18, 2008 at 6:17 PM

    You nailed Kelly "Crazy Legs" Wearstler in your doodle. She's so far out she's in. Jonathan Addlebrain is so in he's out. And, Madge Russell is so valiuminated that I often forget she's there. I can't wait until the designers have to make over "the pit" on THE WIRE in Kevlar argyle vests. Speaking of the designers, my sister pointed out last week that one of the designers thought Hiroshima was in China.

  3. Doodle Whore // September 18, 2008 at 7:14 PM

    Yeah, what was up with Maggie's crazy fall? It was so Valley of the Dolls.

  4. Anonymous // September 18, 2008 at 7:53 PM

    I just noticed the rats in Kelly's hair. Nice touch!

  5. Charmaine // September 18, 2008 at 8:30 PM

    Kelly for V.P.

  6. jay are // September 19, 2008 at 7:41 AM

    You know Kelly and Margaret stripped JA down to his thong trussed him up with that tie and stuffed those leg warmers in his mouth when it was all over.

  7. Gilmore // September 19, 2008 at 9:50 PM

    Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm so glad you're drawing this show. I love Top Design due in large part to Kelly Wearstler and her ever changing hair styles and looks. I love when Kelly and Margaret disagree and they look at each other like they want to kill. I'm also really into the operatic Wisit. He makes me smile.
    Love your drawing! And yes, the rats coming out of Kelly's hair are spot on.

    xoxo

  8. Drake // September 20, 2008 at 3:55 PM

    LOVEEEE Adler's bloated face! What was your inspiration?

  9. Mary Beth // October 1, 2008 at 5:47 PM

    You're hysterical. I'll let you know when I finally stop laughing at this illo.