Like future President Obama, Ms. Spears is all about change. For instance, she was once the world's biggest popstar then changed into the pink wig abusing Cheeto consuming Frapp imbibing paparazzi addicted vajayjay exposing umbrella wielding child abandoning head-shaving tabloid oddity we know and love. That's the kind of change that I can believe in. Now she's changed again. I'm sincerely happy that Britney is "cured" (cough cough) with a new smash hit single "Wooomanizah" zooming to number one on the charts, a freshly installed weave atop her head, and her tightened and toned physique of yore restored. But you just know that this is what she sees when she looks at herself in the mirror. Pinky the Wig may be gone, but never forgotten (at least if I have anything to do with it).
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