Please tell me that you watched The Real House Hags of New York finale last night. Pie eyed Pinot Grigio guzzling costume jewelry peddler, Ramoner, invented a new word. I'm pretty sure she meant to say, "kudos" but thankfully (for all of us) it came out as, "kaDOOZE". My eyes were bulging out of their sockets almost as much as hers do because I was larfing so hard. Be sure to check out the official REMIX clip and some insightful analysis over at JOE's bloggypoo.

Discuss.

While we're on the topic, watch Ramoner "dance". I think she must have taken lessons from Elaine Benis:

6 comments

  1. joe*to*hell // May 6, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    kadooze to you on that drawing!

    seriously, i have a good mind to hunt her down and go drinking with her. this bitch is wacked out of her mind...... love it....and her nips....

  2. brandy101 // May 6, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    how about:

    a too-too-foo-foo????

    I was glad she danced w. Simon; it was a highly entertaining sort of drunken, flirty, hilarious resolution for them.

  3. alexis // May 6, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    The only think better would have been if they started doing it right on the dance floor. KAdooze - laughed so hard - what do you expect from someone who proudly drinks pinot grigio?

    Her daughter is ashamed of the way she dresses - try the dancing sweet heart.

  4. Anonymous // May 6, 2009 at 11:09 PM

    The only problem with the drawing is that her boobs are saggy. Can't you tell that they're not real???
    Remember that pic of her in Cosmo? Completely FLAT!!! When she was walking the dogs with Bethany in the bikini top Bethany was bouncing and Ramona was stiff as a....
    fake, fake, fake

  5. gilmore // May 7, 2009 at 12:27 AM

    I could smell the Pinot and crazy at the first glimpse of this doodle. Excellent! You captured her perfectly.

  6. golublog // May 7, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    ramona is a hot mess.