First JLo falls on her gargantuan ass on national TV, then Paula Deen gets hit in the face with a ham. This is proof that all of my messages to The Universe are getting through. If a grand piano falls on Rachel Ray any time soon you'll know why. That's why I'm calling on you, dear readers, to tell me who should get the official Frozen Doodle Whore Ham to the Face treatment. Leave a comment with your suggestions and I'll be fulfilling your wishes digitally all month.


  1. Erika // November 24, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    Always and forever . . . Ann Coulter. But be sure the ham is nice and maggoty.

  2. Abbe // November 24, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    I like the way that Erika thinks! Of course I need to add the always lovely and personable Sarah Palin, any and all Christian Right to Lifers and hey, how about the douche Jon from that show with all the fucking kids?

  3. MsSvelteNY // November 24, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    ROTFL @ Marsha Brady. LOL - Loving it.

  4. Anonymous // January 1, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    Looks like they took down your Paula Deen (a.k.a obnoxious ticking time bomb advertisement for the American Heart association)link.