When I read that roided up Kristy McNichol impersonator/reality TV oddity/socialite/tranny Countess Luann de Lesseps was dumped by her Count husband, this is what popped into my head and poured out of my pen and onto your computer. You're welcome. If you watch this mind rotting piece of crap show you'll know that LuMann spent the last episode ripping bug-eyed Ramona a new one for calling her beloved geezer husband "old" and "twice her age," two perfectly apt observations. Then she gave eye-rollingly archaic and lame dating advice to top heavy/square-jawed spinster Bethenny. Now that she's single they can double date!

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Read all about the split New York Post
LuTran's blog Class with the Countess
All about The Count (Chocula) Wikipedia
Kristy McNichol The Ultimate 70's Tomboy
Hilarious Househag fashions as imagined by the über talented Gilmore POTO

So mean, so accurate.

Vadge and Gwyneth's conversation at Valentino's party REVEALED! JOE
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Leaked: New Pet Shop Boys. The Rural Modernist
Real Vulgar House Hags of NY: Ramona's eyes are freakin' bananas! POTO
Planet Hiltron is on a roll again. Planet Hiltron
Find your own Girlfriend in a Coma by speed dating with The Smiths. NYPOST
Freshen up that stale iPod with some new mash-ups. Bootie USA
Julia Gulia and Tootsie's girlfriend do Grey Gardens. Youtube
Sick of wearing last year's rags? Shop the Men's March Madness Sale at Gilt Groupe. The Rural Modernist

My new pots and new plants. Thrilling! The Rural Modernist
Who is No-Beave Steve? Blind Items Exposed
Pen and ink deconstructions of The Real Famewhores of NYC. POTO
Tori Spelling stars in "Attack of the Torpion" GOTA
Printable cold sores. Delicious! JOE to Hell
I love this Roisin Murphy/Little Boots mash-up. Hardcandy
Let's remember J.J. Fad, shall we? Lost in the 80s
Sometimes I really miss Anna Nicole. Holy Taco

Britney's back, y'all :) This is why her mic should never be turned on. At the .32 mark she announces to the audience: "mah' pussay is hangin' OUT." I love how it echos throughout the arena. PUSSAY, pussay, pussay..." It's not the first time, nor the last that her clam gumbo will be flappin' in the breeze so just get used to it.



Since we're on the topic, here's Sarah Silverman's take on pussay (skip to 3:35):



Here are a couple of doodles I did way back when it used to be shocking to see or hear about Britney's vagina making a public appearance: