I spend inordinate amounts of time reading celebrity gossip on the internets. Every time Britney flashes her vajayjay, I smile. I have a subscription to Star magazine (the guiltiest of pleasures). I'm riveted to the glamorous fakery that is The Hills. Mocking celebrities is simply in my DNA. Oh, and I love to doodle. Now, instead of doing it in the margins of my notebook or on the edge of my grocery list, I scan it and put it up here for the world to see.
If you've seen my other work at my greeting card company Handsome Devil Press or my commercial work at Jason O'Malley Illustration, you'll notice that the stuff here looks nothing like it. I try to spend no more than one hour per doodle, which includes scanning my drawing, coloring it in Photoshop, and writing an entertaining title and caption.
My goal is to keep my Doodle Whore oeuvre fast, loose, and rough around the edges. Just like Britney.
Morning Mail! Is Madonna Trying to Out-Cougar J.Lo?!
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[image: Madonna, Jennifer Lopez]Dear Ted: I just read that Madonna's new
music video is premiering on American Idol. Did her team pull this move as
a kind ...
Madonna reveals MDNA album cover!
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Merely hours after her appearance on Jay Leno, the cover for Madonna‘s
MDNA is out! Shot by ...
Madonna MDNA Album Cover Artwork Unveiled
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Madonna has released the artwork for her new album MDNA, the picture was posted on her FB wall and it looks pretty hot! Can't wait to listen to the songs now...
Give Me All Your Luvin' Video Preview
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A small teaser preview of Madonna's Give Me All Your Luvin' video has been broadcast in an advert for American Idol. A longer preview of the video will air o...
Oh Big Ang....... I'm officially obsessed!
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Thank you VH1 for bringing us this ravishing vision. I'm powerless to resist. If you'd like to purchase a print of my original drawing, you can do so here. T...
Blind Vice! Drugged-Out Diva Says No To Rehab!
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New from Ted today -
*Blind Vice! Drugged-Out Diva Says No To Rehab!*
Meet *Soheila Stuff-It*. She probably won't remember meeting *you*, but
what diffe...
Broom Broom Blog Mix
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I'm having one of those weeks where I just cant do another Britney/Gaga/Riri Mix. Next week I promise. But right now I wanted to share some Deeper Cuts I've ...
Happy Anniversary to The Sectional! (sorta)
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*Turns out* that the "traditional" *3rd Anniversary* gift is "*leather*."
The modern gift is crystal, but since we kicked meth we're avoiding that. *
JK.*
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Pairs Division: Jolie and PItt
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Let’s hear it for putting a little effort in! Angelina Jolie and Brad
Pitt attend the premiere of “In the Land of Blood and Honey” in Los
Angeles. Ange...
We Moved!!!
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Cake Wrecks has moved! You are being redirected to the new site!
If the redirect doesn't work, please go to either cakewrecks.com or
cakewrecks.squarespac...
this shit is bananas
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it's time for another free playlist of music that moves me. i like it,
therefore, you should too. i ain't saying what it is, but i will say it's a
whole bu...
Jump
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Jockohomo is still strung out on jargon, only now i’m mostly posting on
tumblr here. This space is dead, however, I am not, here’s to the future.
You know ...
Dave Lieberman's Young & Hung--!!!
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Don't have much time to blog these days and I've missed about 3 weeks worth
of The Next Food Network Star, but I still got time for my boy Dave
Lieberman.....
Bootie Top 10 - March 2010
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We're pressed for time this month, as we've got *Bootie Berlin*'s *DJ
Morgoth* here in California for the week, so we're just going to cut the
blather and...
Like Babies And Pacifiers
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I went to see Mariah Carey at Madison Square Garden for New Year's Eve. It was one of the sloppiest live performances I've ever seen. And I loved it. The dan...
Audio from Q100 Atlanta 05.07.09
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"Real Housewive's of Atlanta's" Kim Zolciak decided to blast me on-air
today via The Bert Show on Q100 in Atlanta and I decided to not let her
have the la...
Checking in from jail
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This is the follow up to the video I posted last week. Part one is here (or
you just can just scroll down to the “Dear John” post.) To subscribe to Gay
Car...