I spend inordinate amounts of time reading celebrity gossip on the internets. Every time Britney flashes her vajayjay, I smile. I have a subscription to Star magazine (the guiltiest of pleasures). I'm riveted to the glamorous fakery that is The Hills. Mocking celebrities is simply in my DNA. Oh, and I love to doodle. Now, instead of doing it in the margins of my notebook or on the edge of my grocery list, I scan it and put it up here for the world to see.
If you've seen my other work at my greeting card company Handsome Devil Press or my commercial work at Jason O'Malley Illustration, you'll notice that the stuff here looks nothing like it. I try to spend no more than one hour per doodle, which includes scanning my drawing, coloring it in Photoshop, and writing an entertaining title and caption.
My goal is to keep my Doodle Whore oeuvre fast, loose, and rough around the edges. Just like Britney.
Will The Artist's Uggie Crash the Oscars Red Carpet?
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[image: Jean Dujardin, Uggie, Missi Pyle]Uggie fans, take heed! Because
apparently there is a chance we'll see The Artist's scene-stealing pooch
today. And...
Blind Vice: Hall of Fame Party This Weekend!
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New from Ted yesterday -
*Blind Vice: Hall of Fame Party This Weekend!*
They'll all be there! Well, *almost* all: *Fake à la Ferocity*,* Topher
Hairy-Tuc...
UK Magazines Grazia
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The UK edition of Grazia magazine featured this three-page article about Madonna's Super Bowl show and talks to Riccardo Tisci of Givenchy who designed her s...
Boom Boom Blog 02-25-12
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Boom Boom time kids! Great collection week! Madonna Give Me All Your Luvin' (Party Rock Remix) She doesnt make it easy does she. I d'loaded every mix and hon...
Watch / Game Of Thrones Season 2 New Trailer
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HBO continues to up the tension for the upcoming second season of Game of Thrones, with a new promo offering a more details on the impending war in Westeros....
Let's Pause...
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...for a wee gander a some serious SoCal architectural gorgeous, shall we?
*The Schwimmer Residence*, designed by innovative and experimental
architect Joh...
Marlo Hampton and her painted face.
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Last night at around 7pm I wrote up a recap posting of this past Sunday's ATL housewives. It was full of snide remakes about Bravo dredging the bottom of the...
Happy Anniversary to The Sectional! (sorta)
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*Turns out* that the "traditional" *3rd Anniversary* gift is "*leather*."
The modern gift is crystal, but since we kicked meth we're avoiding that. *
JK.*
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Pairs Division: Jolie and PItt
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Let’s hear it for putting a little effort in! Angelina Jolie and Brad
Pitt attend the premiere of “In the Land of Blood and Honey” in Los
Angeles. Ange...
We Moved!!!
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Cake Wrecks has moved! You are being redirected to the new site!
If the redirect doesn't work, please go to either cakewrecks.com or
cakewrecks.squarespac...
this shit is bananas
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it's time for another free playlist of music that moves me. i like it,
therefore, you should too. i ain't saying what it is, but i will say it's a
whole bu...
Jump
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Jockohomo is still strung out on jargon, only now i’m mostly posting on
tumblr here. This space is dead, however, I am not, here’s to the future.
You know ...
Dave Lieberman's Young & Hung--!!!
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Don't have much time to blog these days and I've missed about 3 weeks worth
of The Next Food Network Star, but I still got time for my boy Dave
Lieberman.....
Bootie Top 10 - March 2010
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We're pressed for time this month, as we've got *Bootie Berlin*'s *DJ
Morgoth* here in California for the week, so we're just going to cut the
blather and...
Like Babies And Pacifiers
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I went to see Mariah Carey at Madison Square Garden for New Year's Eve. It was one of the sloppiest live performances I've ever seen. And I loved it. The dan...
Audio from Q100 Atlanta 05.07.09
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"Real Housewive's of Atlanta's" Kim Zolciak decided to blast me on-air
today via The Bert Show on Q100 in Atlanta and I decided to not let her
have the la...
Checking in from jail
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This is the follow up to the video I posted last week. Part one is here (or
you just can just scroll down to the “Dear John” post.) To subscribe to Gay
Car...
Why is she on the show? Why am I still watching that show? ARGGHHH the vortex of RHOA.