That a tranny barfed on Susan Sarandon last night?

Um, I hope the fine folks at Playboy have a wide angle lens since her silicone funbags appear to be running for the hills, and by hills I mean armpits. And since we're on the topic, watch this delightful teaser for the new season where the 100% classy Ramoner critiques Kelly's bressessess right to her leathery face. Nice.

Rumor has it my two favorite twats from The Real Housewives of New York are not being invited back next season. POO on Bravo if that's true! KaDOOZE to Ramoner and Luanne who are not on the alleged cutting block. The new season starts on Thursday, March 4. Yes, I'll be watching and doodling Bethenny's lantern jaw, Kelly's wayward knockers, and finding a way to visually represent Jill's elegant nasal whine as best as I can.