If you haven't noticed, I'm obsessed with RHONY's Ramoner these days. She seems particularly unhinged this season which I find irresistible. And let's face it, it's all about those eyes: popping, bulging, straining to burst out of their very sockets as if to say, "fuck this shit. We're OUTTA HERE!". Frankly, I can't blame them. Just take a look at her bizarre turn on the runway and the footage of her prattling on about Kelly "Sawdust for Brains" Bensimon's wayward boobs. Suddenly, inspiration hit: the iconic Eyes of Laura Mars movie poster, except with Ramoner's protuberant peepers instead. KaDOOZE!

P.S. If you haven't seen it, you must watch this movie. It has all of the decadent 70's glamorous elements necessary for maximum enjoyment: Faye Dunaway, murder, psychic visions, Guy Bourdin-esque high fashion shoots on the gritty streets of New York city, and extended cocaine fueled disco drenched montages. Fucking awesome. Check out a sample:

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No, this is NOT Cameron Diaz. It's Real Housewives of New York superstar Ramoner! (According to her, they're practically identical twins.) I swear I must have watched the 10 second teaser of this lunatic strutting her bulging eyeballs down that runway about 20 times, so I was compelled to spend an entire morning whipping up this remix for your viewing pleasure. KaDOOZE!

Just stop. Please. It's starting to look like Silly Putty stretched over a balloon.

xoxo,
Doodle Whore

P.S. Someone needs to slap some sense into her again:

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