Kim Kardashian compliments Khloe's vagina for not being "rashy," yet demurs when asked to critique her asshole:

Food Network's resident busty booze-hound, Sandra Lee, has already shat upon Kwanzaa and meatloaf, so why not the Jews?

In case you missed it, here's Sandra Lee pinching one on Kwanzaa:

And here's Sandra Lee's "meat loaf". Julia Child must be rolling in her grave:

Via the pithy Food Network Humor blog

My visual interpretation of Humphry-Slocombe's Big Gay Ice Cream Truck inspired "Tranny Smackdown Sundae" is now available on a t-shirt. I didn't have much more to go on besides the actual ingredients of the sundae: "tranny padding" (shortbread baked by Humphry's Jake Godby), Slocombe strawberry ice cream and marshmallow fluff, smeared "mascara" (dark chocolate sauce), and smeared "lipstick" (Amarena cherry sauce), all topped with Trix cereal. Naturally, this information led me to doing my take on the classic "girl in a martini glass" motif, except with a 7 foot tall drag queen in platform boots and fishnet stockings with her padded ass parked atop a giant pink sundae glass. Wear this t-shirt with pride to your next church potluck or PTA meeting!

Just added: here's Jane Wiedlin of the Go-Go's wearing the shirt and hobbling around with a cane while debuting her new single, "Big Gay Ice Cream" for Big Gay birfday boy, Doug Quint:

The Jet Blue guy Steven Slater (aka: My Hero) reminds me of my other hero, Johnny from Airplane. 

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