I know you've been through a lot (stolen babies, amnesia, not to mention wrangling with that whore Abby Cunningham!), but it's officially time to retire the nude lip. You no longer live in Knots Landing. And it's not 1982. It makes your lips look like a couple of ham roll-ups slathered in Preparation H. Let it go.

You're welcome,
Doodle Whore

PS You might want to revisit your Donna Mills' beauty video The Eyes Have It if you're looking for tips. Yes, it's from the 80s, but it's TIMELESS and the nude lip isn't even mentioned once.

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I guess 8 straight hours of Martha-centric programming was too much perfection for the Hallmark network's core audience of mouth-breathing Snackwell's inhaling housewives and glue gun sniffing craft-whores, so they replaced it with Little House on the Prairie reruns. Ouch. And while I was perusing the Hallmark website for vital information, I discovered that Shannen Doherty and her lopsided eyeballs are starring in a Hallmark Original Movie about pumpkins (I'm not kidding) called Growing the Big One. Kadooze to you, Brenda!

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