Literal fistfuls of salt in everything she cooks. It's gross. Just stop.

P.S. If you don't know who this growling/grunting/Food Network/Spanx abusing tv personality is, just envision the spray-tanned love child of Rachel Ray and Bruce Vilanch, with yellow hair, a glandular problem, and a grating vocal tick. And just to prove I can be nice, I'm really enjoying her new show Worst Cooks in America

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2 comments

  1. MsSvelteNY // February 16, 2011 at 2:53 PM

    I heard that show as pretty good but I really don't need any help making my food worse. I do a pretty good job of that already. Maybe I should try out for season 2.

  2. joe*to*hell // February 16, 2011 at 9:36 PM

    oh you forget that she is a big old dyke
    plus imagine that snatch!!!!