I blame Will and Jada Smith's preternaturally precocious and irritating spawn for starting this trend. Jayden remade The Karate Kid and his equally grating and prodigious sister, Willow, is going to be whipping Annie's red afro back and forth in a remake of Annie. Not one to be left out, Rihanna has decided to throw her five-head into the ring with her hotly anticipated re-boot of the classic 1985 Cher/Eric Stoltz tearjerker Mask! At least that's the only reason I can think of why she would allow her Ronald McDonald follicles to be styled into this particular hair-don't that makes Tyra Banks and Christina Ricci's spacious foreheads green with envy. Bangs are your friend. Don't forget that. -Ella, -ella, -ella.
Bitch Stole My Look: Rihanna channels Eric Stoltz as Rocky Dennis with a sky high forehead and scarlet tresses.

2 comments

  1. MsSvelteNY // February 4, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    Just terrible - leave her five head alone. lol

  2. Doodle Whore // February 4, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    I couldn't help it. It's huge!